Meeting Agenda 4: Pretentious Postures

Presented by: Pierre the Pretentious, this meeting aims to discuss the finer points of adopting an attitude that's just a bit too much.

Agenda items:

• 1. The Art of Saying "I'm Not a Morning Person" While Still Waking Up at 5am
• 2. A Discussion on the Virtues of Using "Literally" to Describe Something that's Not Literally That Thing
• 3. The Importance of Using the Word "Disco" to Describe Any Dance Move That's Even Remotely Fun

Hyperlinks:

• Pretentious Positions 5 - The art of being an expert in a field you've never studied.
• Pretentious Proclamations 6 - Declaring your undying love for things that don't exist.