Agenda for the Procrastination Olympics
The Procrastination Olympics is a prestigious tournament where competitors can show off their mastery of putting things off.
- Extreme Indolence
- The Art of Putting It Off
- Napping as a Viable Career Path
- The Joy of Productive Procrastination
Today's agenda includes:
- 10:00 AM - Arrival and registration
- 10:30 AM - Keynote speech: "The Art of Procrastination as a Science"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break (don't forget to order takeout!)
- 1:30 PM - Round 1: Extreme Ironing
- 3:00 PM - Round 2: Extreme Punting
- 5:00 PM - Closing remarks and awards ceremony
See you there!