Meeting 6: Homework

Due Date: Never

Complete the following tasks:

• Write a 10-page essay on the importance of coffee.
• Create a spreadsheet to track your cat's hairball collection.
• Design a theme song for the meeting's mascot: "Meet-O-Matic".

Subpages:

• Meeting 7: Homework | Because you clearly didn't do enough work in Meeting 6.
• Meeting 6 Transcript | Because someone might actually read it.
• Meeting 5: Homework | Because you still haven't learned from your mistakes in Meeting 4.

Meet-O-Matic's theme song:

Meet-O-Matic, Meet-O-Matic, it's a meeting in the making...

...Where productivity goes to die, where deadlines never come.

(Please don't ask us to perform it live)