The Meeting That Should've Never Been Followed Up On

Summary of the Unremarkable

It's been a week since the meeting, and still, we're all wondering why we bothered.

Here's a quick recap of the most uneventful meeting you'll ever attend:

Agenda:

• Item 1: We're here.
• Item 2: We're still here.
• Item 3: We're still not doing anything.

We covered all the important stuff, like the weather, who wore their shoes wrong, and whose cat is cuter. It was a real brain-twister.

Decisions were made, but only by the janitor, who decided to clean the fridge in the break room.

Next meeting: same time, same place. Don't bother showing up, we'll just pretend you're there.

View Meeting Minutes (if you must) View Janitor's Decisions