Agenda Items:
- Item 1: The Coffee Machine in the Breakroom was not working.
- Item 2: The new intern, Bubbles, needs a tutorial on how to make a decent cup of coffee.
- Item 3: The conference room has a leaky faucet that needs to be fixed, again.
- Item 4: Please remind everyone that Fridays are for Casual Fridays, so wear your best 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt.
Decisions:
- We will have a 3-hour meeting to discuss the meaning of life.
- Due to the leaky faucet, we will have a 30-minute meeting to discuss the importance of basic plumbing.
- We will not be having donuts in the breakroom because they are overrated.
- We will have a 'Best of Show' awards ceremony for who can burp the loudest during meetings.
Next meeting: Who Burps the Loudest