Welcome to Conference Room 2, where our esteemed employees come to discuss the finer points of existential dread and office politics. The walls are adorned with the remnants of last week's brainstorming session, and the air is thick with the stench of stale coffee.

The room is equipped with:

* 1 whiteboard, 1 marker, and a lingering sense of hopelessness

* 1 water cooler, 1 vending machine, and a 50/50 chance of getting a decent cup of coffee

* 1 conference table, 10 chairs, and a guaranteed 2-hour meeting that will change nothing