Meeting Minutes: The Council of the Infinite Improbability

Meeting Date: 23rd of Never, 2024

Attended by: Zorvath, Lord of the Socks, Blerg, Lord of the Fjords, Grog, Lord of the Fuzzy Socks

Agreed upon: The importance of using only the finest imported Norwegian cheese in the Council's kitchen.
Decided: That the new policy of mandatory Tuesday Taco Day will be implemented forthwith.
Deferred: Discussion on the merits of pineapple pizza until further notice.