Meeting Minutes - Council of the Unconventional

Breakfast Options Committee - Session 42, Item 3: The Cheese Omelette Conundrum

Present: Chairperson, The Great Unconventional, The Unconventional Adjutant, The Unconventional Intern

Item 3: The prophets of doom, err, the proponents of cheese, have spoken. It was decided that:

1. The omelette shall be served with a side of bacon, but not too much, lest we be accused of excessive meatiness.
2. Additional toppings, such as diced ham and shredded cheese, shall not be allowed, as they are an affront to the very concept of a simple omelette.
3. The omelette must be cooked to a golden brown, lest it be deemed a pale imitation of the real thing.And lo, The Great Unconventional decreed that any further deviations from the omelette shall be met with stern disapproval and possibly a withering glance.

Bacon Standards Committee