Today's meeting was a disaster. We were supposed to discuss the budget for the new coffee machine, but instead, we got sidetracked by an endless debate over the correct use of creamer in the break room.
It started with a simple question from Bob: "Does anyone know where the creamer is?"
But things quickly spiralled out of control as we delved into the nuances of creamer etiquette. Is it a dairy-based creamer? A non-dairy alternative? A creamer with a splash of flavor?
As the debate raged on, the coffee machine in the break room overflowed with a mysterious substance that seemed to have come from the creamer. It was as if the creamer had declared its independence and was making a statement.
The minutes of the meeting will be submitted to the CEO under the category "Unresolved Issues: The Creamer Conundrum".
Next meeting: "The Great Paperclip Dilemma" (Room 3, 3rd Thursday of next month, 10:00 AM).