Attendees: 1. Bob, 2. Sue, 3. Joe, 4. Alice, 5. Bob's Lawyer (who was there for a free donut)
Chairman, Bob, called the meeting to order at 8:00 AM sharp. After a 10-minute discussion on the meaning of "sharp," the group settled in for the main agenda item: Aggressive Creamer Replacement.
Sue: "I think we should replace the creamer with a more efficient model. One that's not so... squishy."
Joe: "I agree, but what about the aesthetics? The current creamer is, like, really pretty."
Alice: "I'm with Joe on this. We can't just replace it with any old thing, we need something that's going to make a statement."
Bob's Lawyer: *munches on a donut* "Has anyone considered the liability implications of replacing the creamer with, say, a toaster or a lawnmower?"
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