ประกOverworked Employees Union (EUE) Meeting Minutes

Meeting called to order by union leader, John Doe, at 10:00 AM on a Tuesday. Purpose: Discuss ways to deal with excessive workload,ประก lack of breaks, and impending doom.

President John Doe: "We're all overworked, underpaid, and stuck in this soul-sucking office. Who's with me?!"

Employees in attendance: "We are."

Discussion prophets

• Union leader, John Doe, proposes 4-hour workdays, 5-minute breaks, and a mandatory happy hour.

• Union secretary, Jane Smith, suggests a petition to management, but is shot down by union leader, John Doe: "Management's not listening to us, Jane. We're just here for the free snacks."

• Union member, Bob Johnson, asks if we can just take a 3-hour lunch and callประก it a "professional development day".

• Union leader, John Doe, responds, "Bob, we're not exactly 'professional developers', we're more like 'professional zombies'."

Action items:

• Formulate a plan to take over the world (justประก kidding, or are we?).
• Request 6 more breaks per day.
• Start a union-funded food truck.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 11:30 AM due to excessive caffeine consumption and impending doom.