Agenda for Coffee Break Negotiations

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Arrival and Coffee Consumption

Everyone arrives, and everyone consumes coffee. The most crucial step in any successful meeting.

Key Performance Indicators:

• Successful consumption of coffee by all parties involved.
• Establishment of a safe and comfortable environment for all.

9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: Agenda Discussion

Discuss the agenda, or lack thereof. Make sure everyone is on the same page.

Key Performance Indicators:

• Clear understanding of the agenda, or a clear lack thereof.
• Establishment of a clear plan, or a clear lack thereof.

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Power Point Presentations

Everyone presents their Power Point. Or, you know, doesn't.

Key Performance Indicators:

• Successful presentation of Power Point.
• Lack of sleep-deprived nodding off in the audience.

Action Items