Coffee Fuel Ratios: The Meeting Protocol

According to the latest scientific research, the key to a successful meeting lies not in the discussion, nor the agenda, but in the carefully calibrated ratio of coffee to human.

Coffee Ratios: The Ultimate Decision Makers

• 1.5:1 Coffee to Human: The Classic. The default. The only.
• 2:1 Coffee to Human: The Powerhouse. For those who need a little extra kick.
• 3:1 Coffee to Human: The High-Octane. For those who have given up on life.

But wait, there's more! Our team of expert Coffee Fuel Engineers have discovered a hidden ratio, only accessible to those who have achieved enlightenment through extensive caffeine research.

The Holy Grail: 4.2:1 Coffee to Human

Legend has it that those who attain this ratio will unlock the secrets of the universe, but at a cost: their eyes will bug out like a pair of espresso-fueled pinballs.

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But be warned: our team of Coffee Fuel Engineers will not be responsible for any damage caused by excessive caffeine intake.