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TEA-RIFIC TEA MACHINE

The Tea-Rific Tea Machine is a revolutionary new device that dispenses tea with the precision of a Swiss watch and the charm of a clown car.

When activated, the machine spits out a perfectly brewed cup of tea in 3.5 seconds, guaranteed.

However, be warned: the machine has a tendency to dispense a cup of tea that is ALMOST as good as your aunt's.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Excessive yawning
• Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes

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