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Phase 3: The Merger

Acquisitions and Consolidation

In Phase 3: The Merger, our company has finally achieved the perfect blend of chaos and synergy. Our competitors have been absorbed, our employees have been rebranded, and our stock prices have been... well, let's just say they're "optimistic".

Phase 4: The Restructuring - Because who needs job security, anyway?
Phase 5: The Mass Layoffs - Because who needs employees, really?
Phase 6: The Annual Stock Holders Meeting - Where we pretend to care about your concerns.

Stay tuned for more updates on the merger, or just... don't.