MEETING TOCKOVER SCHEMATICS

Phase 4: The "We're Running Out of Ideas" Phase

Wherein we discuss the finer points of our plan to take over the world with an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.

We will be using the following strategies:

• Deploy an arsenal of overused buzzwords
• Host an endless series of pointless meetings
• Implement a strict "one PowerPoint slide per minute" policy

For more information on our nefarious plans, visit:

Phase 5: The Final Showdown

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Phase 6: The Schedule From Hell