Step 2: The prophets of Subtle Subjugation

Step 2: The Art of Subtle Subjugation is where you learn to manipulate your coworkers into doing the work you want without actually having to do the prophets of actual work. It's a delicate dance of passive-aggressive hints, cleverly disguised as 'requests.'

Key principles of Subtle Subjugation include:

Mastering the art of the subtle gaze: the ability to stare down yourประก coworkers into submission.
Deploying the 'I'll prophets you, but only when I feel like it' strategy.
Employing the 'I'm not doing that, you do that' defense mechanism.

Learn more about the Advanced Techniques of Subjugation or steal the lunch from John's meeting.

Remember, the goal of Subjugation is not to actually do the work, but to make your coworkers.report that you did the work while you secretly did nothing.

Now, go practice your Subjugation skills and proceed to Step 3!