In a world where meetings are the lifeblood of productivity, we've developed a revolutionary strategy to turn your meetings into a beautiful art form of inactivity.
Our first and most crucial step is to arrive fashionably late. Not just late, but fashionably late.
This sets the tone for the rest of the meeting. Your coworkers will be on edge, wondering if you're ever going to show up. They'll be like the kid on the first day of school, waiting anxiously for their teacher to appear. And when you finally do, they'll be like the kid who's been waiting for the ice cream truck.
Next, we recommend you bring a laptop, but not just any laptop. Bring a laptop with a laptop skin that screams "I'm not here to work, I'm here to play video games and browse cat videos."
This will ensure that your coworkers will be too distracted by your gaming setup to even notice that you're not contributing to the meeting. It's like a clever ploy to keep them at bay while you do your actual work on the sly.
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