The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum

Issue 2: The Sudden and Unexpected Appearance of Anchovies

Background and Motivations

This issue has been a long-time coming, and for good reason. It seems that a certain individual has been secretly adding anchovies to our pizza, much to the dismay of the entire staff.

As you may know, anchovies have a unique and acquired taste. Some people love 'em, while others despise 'em. Unfortunately, our mysterious anchovy-adder is not a fan of the latter.

Key Points

• Multiple eyewitnesses have reported seeing the individual in question adding anchovies to the pizza in the middle of the night.
• The anchovies in question have been identified as of the low-end, cheap variety.
• No one has come forward to claim responsibility, despite numerous investigations.

Sub-Issues

• Sub-Issue 1: The Great Cheese Conspiracy - Rumors have been circulating that our pizza chef is secretly working with a rival pizzeria to steal our recipes.
• Sub-Issue 2: The Mystery of the Missing Meatballs - Several meatballs have gone missing, and no one knows who or what is responsible.

Actions

Given the seriousness of this issue, we will be holding an emergency meeting to discuss this further and come up with a plan of action.

Stay tuned for updates, and remember: no anchovies!

Related Issues

• Issue 1: The Great Sauce Scandal - A previous issue that has been resolved, but still has some lingering effects.