About Us

Bureaucrats of Chaos

Meet the faceless entities pulling the levers of our operation:

Chairman-For-Life, Head-of-Hype, and Chief-of-Drama are just a few of the colorful characters making up our team.

Each of them has their own unique brand of madness:

Chairman-For-Life: Decides on the color of the carpet in the break room.

Head-of-Hype: Generates an endless supply of buzzwords.

Chief-of-Drama: Creates an atmosphere of tension with their extensive collection of who-are-you-looks.