Maple Syrup and Quinoa Pudding - Unintended Consequences

Caution: Consuming this product may result in:

• Sudden and unexplained weight gain
• Stomach bloating that lasts for hours
• Dizziness and disorientation due to sugar rush
• Insomnia and subsequent sleep deprivation
• Irregular heartbeats and a possible risk of cardiac arrest
• Uncontrollable happiness and a sense of contentment

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects not guaranteed to be severe. Side effects not guaranteed to be mild. Side effects may vary. Pudding not responsible for any damage caused.