Minutes

February 1, 2022

The Great Donut Heist: A Decision Made In Minutes
1. We will not be having donuts in the break room. (5-0)
The Great Debate: Cats vs Dogs
2. After 5 hours of heated discussion, the meeting was adjourned due to cat-induced stress.
The Mysterious Case of the Stolen Stapler
3. It was decided that the stapler was last seen in the break room, where it was likely used in a ritualistic ceremony.

*Note: The minutes from this meeting were taken by an AI, and are therefore 99% accurate.

*Note: The meeting was actually just a bunch of people sitting around a table looking at each other.