Meeting Minutes - 2022-02-15 - Failed Experiments
Present:
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
- Dr. Jane D. Smith
- Dr. John Doe
Project 'Eggplant' failed due to spontaneous combusting of test subject.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "I was trying to create a machine that would turn thoughts into reality, but it turned out to be a toaster."
Dr. Jane D. Smith: "I was attempting to create a robotic arm that could play the trombone, but it ended up playing the harmonica instead, and it was awful."
Dr. John Doe: "I was building a time machine, but it only went back in time to 1982 and got stuck in a VHS loop."
The meeting concluded with a group discussion about who ate the last donut from the break room.