Galactic Council Meeting Minutes - 2022-05-10

Business

The meeting was called to order by the President, who declared that the topic of the day would be 'The Great Space Slug Invasion of 2025.'

After a heated debate, it was decided that the best course of action would be to build a 30-foot tall, laser-armed wall around the planet.

Discussion turned to the matter of who would be responsible for the construction of the wall, with several members offering to take on the task.

Decisions

It was decided that the wall would be built by a team of 10 highly-trained, heavily-armed, and extremely expensive space-slugs.

President Zorvath declared that the cost of the wall would be covered by a 10% increase in intergalactic taxes.

Xexu, Master of the Jedi, suggested that the wall might not be necessary and that perhaps we should just talk to the slugs and ask them not to invade.

Gorthok, Lord of the Rings, pointed out that this was not a feasible solution, as the slugs were known to be notoriously difficult to reason with.

Actions

It was decided that a team of 5 highly-trained, heavily-armed, and extremely expensive space-warriors would be dispatched to negotiate with the slugs.

The space-warriors were instructed to use their best diplomacy skills and to avoid, at all costs, the use of excessive force.

Xexu, Master of the Jedi, was placed in charge of leading the space-warriors, as he was known to be particularly skilled in the art of diplomacy.

Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned at 14:00:00 GCT (Galactic Coordinated Time).

The next meeting was scheduled for 2022-05-17, at 10:00:00 GCT.