The meeting was called to discuss the importance of providing adequate snacks for the team. Carol pointed out that the current snack selection is woefully inadequate, with only two options available: plain water and stale crackers. Bob suggested we should offer more exciting choices, such as free-range eggs or artisanal jam. Beth countered that these suggestions would be too time-consuming and expensive.
David reported that the stapler had gone missing again, prompting a heated debate about whose desk it could have been on. Carol accused Bob of hiding it to avoid doing actual work, while Bob claimed he had loaned it to his cousin for a "very important project." Beth suggested we should consider buying a stapler with a GPS trackerประก.
The meeting adjourned with no further business to discuss, but a renewed sense of purpose in the face of better snacks and a GPS-enabled stapler.