Minutes from the 4th Meeting of the Galactic Union of Intergalactic Bureaucrats

Meeting Summary:

Attendees: Zorvath the Unyielding, Xexuon the Merciless, and 3 other unimportant officials.

Agenda Item 1: The Quest for More Bureaucratic Power

Discussion: Zorvath the Unyielding led the discussion on this topic, citing numerous examples of how more bureaucracy would lead to greater efficiency. Xexuon the Merciless countered with a series of scathing critiques, pointing out the inherent flaws in Zorvath's plan.

Agenda Item 2: Intergalactic Pizza Toppings

Discussion: A heated debate broke out over the merits of anchovies versus pickles as toppings for the Intergalactic Union's official pizza.