MEETING MINUTES 1000: THE BANE OF ALL PRODUCTIVITY

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Attendants: 17. Agenda: 1. The importance of meetings. 2. The futility of productivity. 3. The inevitability of meetings.

Notes:

• Someone brought donuts.
• Someone mentioned "synergy" 17 times.
• The projector died, again.
• The CEO asked if we could "synergy" the meeting into a 2-hour lunch break.