Meeting attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and the CEO (who was only there for the free donuts)
The CEO: "So, what's the latest on the Great Cheese Roll Debate?"
Bob: "Well, we've been discussing the finer points of rolling cheese versus slicing cheese, and whether or not to serve it with crackers or bread."
Jane: "I think we should serve it with crackers. It's more... crunchy."
Joe: "But what about the aesthetics of slicing it too thin? It's like a sad, limp noodle."