Disaster 4: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Attendees:

• John Smith
• Jane Doe
• Puppeteer X

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the Great Sock Puppet Uprising
• Item 2: Election of the new Sock Puppet Overlord
• Item 3: Review of Sock Puppet Safety Protocols

Minutes:

Puppeteer X: "I've been noticing a lot of strange occurrences with the sock puppets in the break room. It's like they're watching us."

John Smith: "I don't know what you're talking about, but I do know that the coffee machine is on the fritz again."

Jane Doe: "I've been having some issues with my own sock puppets at home. I think they're plotting against me."

Puppeteer X: "I've been saying that for weeks, and no one takes me seriously."

Decision: We will increase the number of sock puppet guards in the break room and establish a Sock Puppet Task Force."

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