Minutes of the Meeting (Or So I Was Told)

Attendees:

• Jim
• Janice
• Bureaucrat-in-Chief

Agenda:

• Discussion of the color scheme for the new office
• Review of the vending machine's snack inventory
• Unanimous decision to never, ever, EVER have another meeting

Action Items:

• Jim: Research more color schemes
• Janice: Restock vending machine with more Cheetos
• Bureaucrat-in-Chief: Pretend to care

Next Meeting:

• When: Never
• Where: Nowhere (seriously, just don't bother)

Last Meeting: A Blast Next Meeting: A Never-Ending Nightmare