MEETING AGENDA

Wednesday, 3:45 PM, In The Pit of Despair

• 3:45 - 3:50 PM: Arrival of the Unwilling Participants
• 3:50 - 4:00 PM: Introduction of the Unnecessary Small Talk
• 4:00 - 4:30 PM: Suffering of the Unprepared
• 4:30 - 5:00 PM: Consumption of the Free Donuts
• 5:00 - 6:00 PM: Sloganeering of the Unimportant Jargon
• 6:00 - 6:30 PM: Exit of the Reluctant Participants

See previous agenda See minutes of no significance

Past Agenda: A History of Futility

• Ancient Agenda (3/15/2022)
• Previous Agenda (4/14/2022)

Minutes of No Significance

We spent most of the time discussing the color of the stapler. It was a deep, rich shade of beige.

We decided to buy more staplers.