Present: Bob, Jane, John
Agenda Point 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM by Bob, who was wearing a particularly impressive pair of plaid pants.
Jane reported that she had spent the weekend knitting 500 sock puppets, but had run out of yarn mid-project.
John asked if anyone had seen her sock puppets' union representative, but was told to stop being ridiculous.
Next meeting: Agenda Point 4: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
Adjourned at 9:05 AM, with a sense of foreboding.
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