Notes

Today's meeting was a resounding success, with 47% of the attendees actually showing up. The remaining 53% were probably abducted by aliens.

Notable topics included:

• The importance of proper spaceship maintenance
• The futility of trying to explain quantum physics to our accountant
• The best ways to use our new "Galactic Union of Intergalactic Sardonicists" logo in marketing materials

Upcoming events:

• NASA's annual "We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing" conference
• Our own annual "I'm a Giant Space Slug" parade

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting Minutes 5
• Meeting Notes 6 - The Ones Where We Actually Managed to Stay Awake
• Meeting Decisions 5 - Because We're a Union, We Get to Make Stuff Up As We Go

Disclaimer: The views expressed here are those of the Galactic Union of Intergalactic Sardonicists and do not reflect any actual views or opinions.