Objection Number 1: "But I don't like the way you're doing it"

I don't know what kind of sorcery you're using, but the way you're presenting this information is an affront to all that is good and pure.

Go to Objection 2: "I was here first"

Note: This objection was raised by a concerned citizen of the internet. Please keep in mind that the web is a subjective experience and your mileage may vary.

Also, if you're reading this, you're probably doing it wrong.