Objection 10: The Inconvenience of Being Right

As we all know, being right is the most important thing in life. But have you ever stopped to consider the sheer inconvenience of it? I mean, think about it: constantly being correct, always having to correct others, the constant need to explain the obvious, the endless hours spent arguing with idiots... it's exhausting.

And don't even get me started on the paperwork. I mean, seriously, have you seen the forms they make you fill out when you're right? It's like they're trying to make it impossible to be right.