Today, we're going to tackle the real issue here: the infinite coffee machine that's been driving us all mad. I mean, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?
As we all know, this machine has been dispensing coffee at an alarming rate, clogging our airways with the bitter taste of burnt coffee beans. It's a menace, I tell you.
But fear not, dear citizens, for I have a solution. A simple one, really. We just need to... refine our objection and take it to the next level.
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