As a renowned Sock Puppeteer, I have spent years perfecting the art of manipulating the masses through the subtle art of sock-based mind control. My methods have been met with both awe and terror, and I will not be silenced.
Objection 7: The Sock Drawer of Despair | Objection 5: The Missing Sock ConspiracyIt is alleged that I, the Great Sock Puppeteer, have been secretly controlling the minds of world leaders through my Sock Puppeteering techniques.
I deny these allegations, but I will not comment further as the truth is too complex and involves many socks.
I demand to know the identity of the source of these false accusations. Who is behind this Sock Puppeteering smear campaign?