Objection 8: The Unmitigated Disaster

Today's meeting will not be a productive one. In fact, it will likely be a catastrophe. Please make sure to wear your seatbelt and bring a spare set of underwear.

Agenda:

• Discuss the impending doom that is the Johnson report.
• Ponder the meaninglessness of it all.
• Blame the IT department for everything.

Hyperlinks to other meeting minutes:

• Objection 7: The Unmitigated Success (a rare exception, we swear)
• Objection 9: The Utter Disaster (the inevitable conclusion)

A special announcement from the CEO:

Please be advised that the coffee machine in the break room will be replaced with a vending machine filled with lukewarm tap water. Your complaints will not be entertained.