Welcome, sleep-deprived individuals!
Today, we'll be discussing the finer points of functioning on 4 hours of sleep. Please, for the love of all things caffeinated, do not attempt to participate if you've had more than 2 cups of coffee.
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Art of Pretending to be Awake
- Item 2: Strategies for Staying Focused on the Task at Hand (While Your Eyes Are Glued Shut)
- Item 3: The Ethics of Caffeine Use in the Workplace (Is it a moral imperative or a moral hazard?)
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