Top-Secret Meeting Minutes
Project Lead: Bob Smith
Date: 2023-02-20
Attendees:
- John Doe (Project Manager)
- Jane Doe (Designer)
- Bob Johnson (Lead Developer)
Objective: Develop a top-secret project that does exactly what the government wants it to do, but not what they say it does.
Key Decisions:
- Decided to use the color #ff0000 for the project logo, because "it's just so... eye-catching."
- Chose a team of 5 developers, because "more eyes are better, right?"
- Allocated $1 million for the project, because "you can never have too much budget."
Next Steps:
- Meet again next Wednesday to discuss the project's true purpose.
- Send a fake memo to the government, telling them we've been doing nothing but playing video games all day.