Prophets' Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15 - Toppings
- Attended: Prophet of Toppings, Special Guest: Bob from Accounting
- Topic: The Toppings Conundrum: How to Top a Pizza without Topping it with Toppings.
- Discussion:
The Prophet of Toppings opened the meeting with a rousing speech about the perils of topping too many toppings on a pizza. He warned of impending doom, of flavor fatigue, and of the impending rise of the dreaded "Topping Overload Syndrome" (TOS).
Bob from Accounting, Special Guest of the day, nodded sagely, his eyes clouded with visions of TOS-ridden employees.
The discussion that ensued was heated, with some arguing that the only way to top a pizza is with more toppings, and others advocating for a minimalist approach.
After much debate, the Prophets agreed to a compromise: a pizza with exactly 17 toppings.
- Decisions:
Prophet of Toppings was tasked with creating a pizza topping hierarchy, with the top 5 toppings being: pepperoni, mushroom, olives, artichokes, and pineapple.
A subcommittee was formed to investigate the feasibility of pineapple as a topping.
- Next Meeting:
The next meeting will be on 2023-02-20 at 2:00pm. All Prophets are expected to bring a pizza with exactly 17 toppings.