Dr. Barkenstein's Canine Conundrums

Welcome to the most epic adventure in the land of pupdom! Dr. Barkenstein, renowned canine connoisseur, has compiled this tome of tidbits for the edification of all who seek the truth about the inevitable incontinence that besets our furry friends.

Chapter 1: The Unavoidable Incontinence

In this, our first lesson, we delve into the mysteries of Urinary Urgency and its effects on our canine companions.

Chapter 2: The Feline Menace

But wait, there's more! For the feline contingent, we have Feline Faux Hysteria - a condition so severe, it's a wonder any cat survives.

Chapter 3: The Canine Conundrum

And for the truly adventurous, there's Puppy Palooza, a celebration of all things pup-tacular!

Epilogue: Incontinence is Cured

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. Dr. Barkenstein has a few tricks up his sleeve to save the day.