Dr. Barkenstein's Dogma and Barkism Lecture

Today's topic: The Canine Conundrum of Existential Nihilism

The Problem of the Pack

As a leading expert in the field of canine philosophy, Dr. Barkenstein will guide you through the absurdities of the human condition, as seen through the lens of a well-groomed Poodle.

Is the meaninglessness of life a mere illusion, a ploy to keep us from chasing squirrels all day?

• Is the only constant in an ever-changing world the constant desire for treats?
• Can a dog truly be said to 'own' a sock, or is it merely a sock that has been occupied by a dog?
• Do the existential implications of being a service animal nullify the concept of personal freedom?

Join Dr. Barkenstein for a thought-provoking exploration of the dog's place in the universe.