Dr. Barkenstein's Secret Chapter

Where the art of thought is reduced to the art of barking.

Welcome, fellow canine connoisseurs, to the most exclusive club in all of Dogtopia.

Here, we'll discuss the intricacies of Dogma and Barkism, the definitive guide to being a good boy.

But first, you must prove your worth. Answer the following questions:

1. What is the optimal number of treats to beg for at the dinner table?
2. How many hours a day should a dog dedicate to staring at their own reflection?
3. Can a dog truly be a good boy with a belly full of kibble?

Take the quiz!

More secrets await!

Or, if you're feeling particularly canine, try the secret within the secret.