Welcome, students! Today, we will be exploring the intricacies of puppy social dynamics. From the delicate art of sniffing out a good friend to the nuanced world of pack politics, we will cover it all.
Our first lesson will cover the fundamental principles of "Slobber" – the mysterious and often misunderstood substance that holds our canine friends together.
Important Notes
Please note that "Slobber" is a highly contagious and potentially explosive substance. Handle with care and avoid contact with your eyes, nose, and mouth.
Additionaly, please do not attempt to use "Slobber" as a makeshift adhesive for your shoes or any other object. This is highly unlikely to end well.
