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The Chemistry of Slobber: A Study of the Unrefined

Dr. Barkenstein, renowned expert in the field of Slobber Chemistry, will guide you through the intricacies of drool, slobber, and all manner of bodily secretions.

Slobber, a substance often maligned by the scientific community, is, in fact, a complex cocktail of enzymes, acids, and mucous membranes.

Join Dr. Barkenstein on a journey through the uncharted territories of the canine oral cavity, and uncover the secrets of the slob.