Lecture 1: The Canine Concept of Addition
Imagine a world where 1 + 1 = 5, but only if you're wearing a pair of novelty antlers.
Why is this so? Well, it's because of the Fundamental Theorem of Puppies (FTP): the more antlers you wear, the more mathematically inclined you become.
For homework, please wear 5 different pairs of antlers and calculate the sum of the numbers 2 + 2 + 3.
Due to the complexities of puppy math, a calculator is not provided, but a ball pit and some treats are available on the back of the room.