Welcome to Puppy Sociology 101, where we explore the intricacies of canine social dynamics.

Today's lecture will cover the basics of puppy hierarchy: Who's the alpha, who's the omega, and who's always trying to sniff your butt.

First, let's start with the alpha. The alpha is the top dog, the leader of the pack. They're usually the ones with the biggest bark and the most impressive collection of squeaky toys.

But don't be fooled, being the alpha comes with great responsibility. They're always expected to protect their pack from the dangers of the neighborhood squirrel.

On the other hand, we have the omega. The omega is the bottom of the pack, the one who always gets picked last in games of fetch.

But wait, there's more! The omega may not be the most popular, but they're secretly the ones who control the snack supply.

And then there's the beta. The beta is the middle child, the one who tries to balance between being an alpha and an omega.

Beta's are often the most confusing to understand, but they're also the most likely to get you a belly rub.

So, there you have it. A crash course in puppy sociology. Now, go forth and impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of canine social dynamics.

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