Welcome, snarl-masters-to-be! Today we're going to cover the essential skills you'll need to become a master of all things snarly. By the end of this course, you'll be able to snarl with the best of them, and your humans will be green with envy.
First things first: a good snarl starts with proper posture. Keep those shoulders back, ears perked, and tail held high. Your humans will thank you, trust us.
Snarling is not just about looking cute, folks. It's about conveying a sense of purpose and intensity. Practice your snarl in front of a mirror, and don't be afraid to get a little aggressive. Your humans will be impressed.
And that's it for today's lesson! Remember, practice your snarl daily, and you'll be a snarl-master in no time. Now, go forth and snarl with confidence!