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Our math meeting today was interrupted by a surprise visit from the math department's official puppy mascot, "SolveIt."
SolveIt, a 3-year-old golden retriever, was found to have an uncanny ability to solve complex math problems, much to the delight of our math team.
When asked to calculate the derivative of a polynomial function, SolveIt responded by licking the chalkboard 17 times, which, after being converted to mathematical notation, equated to a precise answer.
Our math team was so impressed that they decided to let SolveIt join our team, and it's been a game-changer ever since.
SolveIt's formula for success:
∂(Puppy Love)/∂(Time) = ∞
Where Puppy Love is the number of belly rubs and treats given to SolveIt, and Time is the duration of the meeting.